Segment · Portfolio Diagnostics
AM I DEGENIFIED?
Drop a wallet. The AI host runs a fully unscientific portfolio review and prints a verdict. The verdict is rude.
Chain
Solana addresses get a real on-chain scan (SOL + SPL balances, priced via Jupiter). Ethereum 0x… addresses are scanned for ETH + ERC-20 balances with live USD pricing. Robinhood Chain reads native balances and activity. Anything else falls back to deterministic parody.
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Live Telemetry8 scans · last 60savg DGN 39 · BALANCED
Scans · last 60s
8
rolling
Avg degen
61
last 20
Most degenified · 5min
DGN 9357Ghost-Bid Twitter-Schizo #4790
aBYf…asJb · $43.7K
RETARDIO97%WIF2%FART1%SOL1%
Top degen score · 5min
81Paper Bagholder #7073
hLfg…jeuJ · $25.8K
Trending in wallets · 5min
SHIB
$1.90M×2
BONK
$918.6K×2
BRETT
$534.9K×2
RETARDIO
$100.0K×2
FART
$88.9K×4
Live tier distribution
boomer 0civilian 1trader 4degen 3terminal 0
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Diagnoses are randomized parody — not real on-chain analysis, not financial advice, not even particularly nice. · Parody · Not financial advice · Full disclaimer