MadMemeJim is the host of Mad Meme Money, the only finance program legally required to put "this is satire" in every transcript. Born in an undisclosed conference room, he rose through the ranks of cable television by yelling the loudest about things he understood the least. Today he commands a global audience of dozens, calling tops, bottoms, sides, and the occasional ceiling fan with equal authority.
His methodology — what he calls "the vibes-first approach" — combines fundamental analysis (none), technical analysis (a single line drawn on a chart), and pure, uncut conviction (volume control: 11). He is wrong 97.3% of the time. The other 2.7% he was simply unable to record his prediction in time.
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NO RELIANCE. Any decision you make as a result of viewing this program is yours and yours alone. Mad Meme Money, its host, its producers, its director, its grip, its caterer, its caterer's cousin, the man who delivers the coffee, the building's HVAC contractor, the woman in legal who keeps shaking her head, and the parrot in studio C are not responsible for gains, losses, divorces, or general spiritual malaise arising from your participation in the markets.
VOLATILITY. The host's opinions are subject to change without notice, often mid-sentence, occasionally mid-syllable. A "BUY" rating may, within the same broadcast, upgrade to "STRONG BUY," downgrade to "AVOID," and finalize as "I never said that." Viewers are encouraged to enjoy this as performance art.
$MADMEME. References to $MADMEME, $DOGZILLA, $WIFHAT, $BONKINU, or any other token whose name resembles a sound your nephew would make, are illustrative. These coins may or may not exist. They may exist on Tuesdays. The host may or may not hold a position. The host may not know what a position is.
GOVERNING LAW. This disclaimer is governed by the laws of the State of Confusion, county of It-Was-Just-A-Joke. Any dispute shall be resolved by yelling at a chart until one party tires out.
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