Drop a wallet. The AI host runs a fully unscientific portfolio review and prints a verdict. The verdict is rude.
Solana addresses get a real on-chain scan (SOL + SPL balances, priced via Jupiter). Anything else falls back to deterministic parody.
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Live Telemetry8 scans · last 60savg DGN 31 · BALANCED
Scans · last 60s
8
rolling
Avg degen
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last 20
Most degenified · 5min
DGN 45
67Cope-Pilled Airdrop-Farmer #1950
Uqg5…4d6o · $14.8K
MOG48%MYRO47%SOL1%PEPE1%SHIB1%+2
Trending in wallets · 5min
GIGA
$8.5K×3
RETARDIO
$8.1K×2
PNUT
$8.0K×4
MYRO
$7.4K×2
MOG
$7.3K×2
Live tier distribution
boomer 0civilian 0trader 8degen 0terminal 0
Synthetic stream · hover to pause · click row to expand · holdings are parody
Wall of Degens
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